This is another funny thing my aunt sent me via email. My ankle is killing me as I have started my physical therapy exercises. I now understand why my dad used to call his "lucifer."
Due to the popularity of the
"Survivor" shows, Texas is
planning to do one entitled, "Survivor,
The couples will first drive
to Dallas , then drive
to Waco , Belton, Austin ,
San Antonio and over to Houston and down
to Brownsville . They will then
proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa ,
Lubbock and Amarillo . From there
they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and
finally back to Dallas .
Each one will be driving a pink Volvo that says "I'm
""I Love the Dixie Chicks,"
"I Voted for Obama"
" George Strait Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2012"
AND, "I'm here to confiscate your guns"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive