1. No! Don't put your hand in your poopy!
2. Eewww, what did we feed you that was blue?
3. Child, I had no idea you could fit twenty rocks inside your diaper.
4. Honey, please, please, please can we not watch Wiggles for the fifty-eighth time tonight?
5. Careful with your vajayjay sweetie, one day it will be very important to you.