Me: Yeah I was thinking that they should study people like you, who go on those shows...
Friend 1: (Smirk)
Me: I mean some of them, I'm like: do you watch that show? Like Wipe-out...
Friend 1: Ooh I called about getting on that show!
Me: Of course you did.
Friend 1: Yeah! They said I could have a spot on it but that I would have stay in LA for a month for filming and I don't have the vacation time.
Me: Well, it's not as bad as like the Bachelor. I mean, seriously, who would marry someone they met on a TV show.
Friend 2: Yeah. That's like as crazy as marrying someone you met online.
(And the punch line is I met hubby online technically. Though I say technically because we just emailed back and forth for like a week and then met and a coffee shop and dated like regular people. Still. I'm a little touchy. I found myself having to defend myself.)