Tuesday, November 3, 2009
It's different this time by God!
I swore I was going to be better at this mother stuff the second go around. I actually thought I was going to finally finish the what to expect book. Bwhahaha. I didn't even attempt to dig it out of whatever dark hole it is hiding in. I had read somewhere that babies are stimulated by black and white pictures. The article even suggested making flashcards. Mwhahahaha ha. ha. You know my flashcard? A paper plate with a triangle, circle (sort of... they are hard to make... was more like an amoeba) and a square. Then a sketch of a house, tree and sun. Why on earth those random things, heaven only knows. I was going to have all his stuff organized and ready for him. Ha! Big freaking Ha! Who knows where half of his clothes are! His crib is still in pieces. I just keep blaming it on him, after all, he was early. (Of course there was no WAY all that was going to get done in a week.) Yup, as much as I hate to say it, this kid is lucky to get get fed and changed. That's all he needs anyway and wants anyway: belly full and pants dry. So be it! Let's all throw out our baby mozart cd's together I say! Yeah for survival!