Hubby: Who-hoo! McDonald's here I come. For seventeen bucks I can press little pictures of hamburgers.
Me: Hun, nice try, you'd be in the back on the grill.
Hubby: Nuh-uh. I can count money so that puts me on the register baby!
Me: (thinking for a second) Plus you speak English.
Hubby: Yup. That's always a plus too.