Wednesday, December 30, 2009
HEY MOM- I am not ready to give up those diapers woman! You can pry them from my cold, dead fingers. Oh I'll let you bribe me with stickers but trust me, there are not enough stickers in the world to take my Huggies away. And guess what?? I have the best ammo in the world! Which one do you want, number one or number two? I don't care if you tell me babies wear diapers. I see how great baby brother has it and I would like some of that.... speaking of... I was sort of serious when I asked you for nana the other night. (Nana is our term for breast-feeding.) Um, could you help a girl out? I mean, it's just so stressful being two and about to be three and having a baby in the house. Not to mention all these crazy cats running around. And now I'm going through cousin withdrawal too. I mean did you know they were THAT much fun?? So anyway. Chill woman. Cause I'm gonna wear this diaper still. If you unsheathe me, do it at your own risk.... mwhahahahahaha!